MR & MRS SMITH
The movie starts with John Smith (Brad
Pitt) and Jane Smith (Angelina Jolie) in marriage counselling. It is apparent
that their marriage isn't going to well. The therapist asks how long they have
been married, to which John replies "five years", but is corrected by
Jane who states it has been six. John corrects himself with "five to six
years." (This is kind of a running gag throughout the movie.) the
therapist asks them where they met.
Cut to "5 to 6 years ago" in
Bogota, Columbia. The place is wrecked by war, and John is alone in a bar
drinking. The bartender mentions that someone shot the Barracuda, and police
are looking for tourists who are travelling alone. Jane then enters the bar, and is almost captured by the
troops when John boldly claims that she is with him. It is seen that John is
carrying a hand gun, and Jane has a knife. They go up together into his
apartment, where they formally introduce themselves.
The next scene is John boxing with an
unknown person, which talking to his friend Eddie (Vince Vaughn) about how he
has been dating Jane for six weeks and that he loves her. We also find out that
Eddie is divorced and lives with his mother. Jane is rock climbing with her
friend also talking about how much she loves John. Jane thinks that John is in
construction, and John thinks that Jane is in some sort of computer-related
job. Really, they are both assassins for rival corporations, and both Eddie and
Jane's friend are assassins too. John tells Eddie that he is getting married,
which they do.
We now see John and Jane in their daily
lives, waking up and going to work. It is apparent that everyday is very
routine. John is home everyday at exactly 7:00pm, where Jane is waiting with
dinner. That night, Jane says she has to go out for awhile, and leaves. Soon
after, John leaves also. He arrives home precisely at seven.
The next day, both John and Jane are
given orders to kill Tank
(Adam Broody), who is under custody and is to be murdered before
he is transferred to another person or company. John leaves the house and goes
into the tool shed, pulling up a secret hatch that leads to an underground room
filled with weapons and supplies. Jane, in the house, pushes buttons on the
stove revealing a hidden compartment filled with weapons and supplies. They
both leave.
Cut to Arizona. Jane has set up a base
in an abandoned building, and has all of her explosives set up, ready to kill
Tank. As Tank's convoy is approaching however, Jane spots a dune buggy driving
wildly through the desert. The driver unknowingly disables some of the
explosives. This ends up compromising Jane's plan. The driver gets out, and it
is John. John decides to pee, with his back to Jane. (He doesn't know anyone
else is there yet.) Jane is watching him through her binoculars, but can't make
out that it is John. John gets out his rocket launcher and starts to walk away
from the dune buggy. He notices that he got a little pee on his boots. Jane
gets mad however that her plan is ruined, and shoots John. John gets angry and
shoots a rocket at her hideout, and it explodes. Jane gets away on a motorbike.
John scavenges through the destroyed hideout, and finds a blown up laptop. Both
are afraid that their secret identity might be exposed. They are both given 48
hours to discover who the other person is, and kill them, or else.
John takes the laptop to a computer
expert who discovers that the computer belongs to Jane.
Jane watches and re-watches the tape of John peeing, and
also discovers that it is John.
Disappointment and anger sets in for
both of them, and they both know they have to kill each other. John gets home
at exactly 7:00pm, and dinner is waiting. He is afraid that the food is
poisoned, so is cautious to eat it. Jane is acting very suspiciously. John
drops a bottle of wine on purpose, and Jane catches it instinctively. They both
know now that the other knows about their identity. John goes to get his gun,
and Jane takes off in her car. John tries to stop her, chasing her down the
street but it is no good. He accidently fires a bullet in to her windshield and
she gets angry. Jane runs him over, and he hangs on to the top of the car. He
smashes his way into the backseat, and Jane bails from the car, sending John
off a ledge in the car. But the next day,
they fight one by one, Jane and John almost shoot each other, but John look at
Jane’s eyes and says “Go on, it’s all yours” Jane doesn’t want to shoot John,
then they noth realize that they loves each other and end up having a good time.
It is early morning, and both have just
woken up and are having their breakfast, when we see many assassins sent to
kill them. They hide in the cellar where John's weapons and supplies were
previously hidden, before Jane took them all. A robot type of machine releases
a bomb that bounces down the stairs. John kicks the bomb...right next to a fuel
oil tank. They run and dive out of the cellar, just as the entire premises is
blown to pieces. All of the assassins are killed. The Smith's take their
neighbors mini van and clothes, and goes to see Eddie.
On the way, John is driving and Jane is
in the passenger seat. Soon, four or five matching BMWs are shown in pursuit.
Jane takes over driving, and John takes out the assassins. Eventually, all of
the assassins are taken care of, and John and Jane are talking about all the
things in their life that were lies. We find out that Jane's parents died when
she was five, and her parents at her wedding were paid actors. We also find out
that Jane is Jewish, that John never really liked Jane's cooking, and
coincidently, that Jane never cooked once in their marriage, it was all
prepared by her corporation.
They meet up with Eddie, who tells them
that since they were both given 48 hours to find and kill the other, and the
both failed, their companies are out to kill them. He also tells them that they
have to find something that the company wants more than them, which is Tank. When they found Tank, they know that it’s all been
set up. Jane’s company wants to kills John, and John’s company wants to kill Jane.
But, finally they fight together, abandoned ther orders.
The movie ends with another session of
marriage counselling. This time, their relationship has improved dramatically. Yes, they do love each other J
The End.
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